10 Terrible Halloween Masks
Is there any reason to come up with a clever Halloween costume when you can just run out and buy a mask? Actually, we have 10 reasons.
By Jon Luman
LOTNEY “SLOTH” FRATELLI
It’s not quite Sloth from The Goonies. It’s more like Slimer from Ghostbusters meets the villain from Who Shot Roger Rabbit? meets The Thing from The Thing meets our total lack of interest in this stupid mask meets Sloth from The Goonies.
MICHAEL JACKSON
The King of Pop had many different noses skin tones ill-gotten prescription medications looks, but we don’t remember “Elderly Asian Drag Queen” being one of them. (Just kidding! We totally remember.)
BILL CLINTON
Wait, shouldn’t the lipstick be somewhere other than his face? (Also that thing looks eerily like Al Gore.)
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