STEWIE GRIFFIN | FAMILY GUY
We’re not sure exactly what Stewie Griffin’s problem is with his mother, Lois. Some say it’s the way she inadvertently thwarts his diabolical schemes, or that her womb kept him trapped for nine long months. Our guess? He’s pissed that she bore him with a football-shaped head. Still no excuse for having a to-do list that includes, “Kill your mother.”
