The 12 Dumbest Petitions at WhiteHouse.gov

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The 12 Dumbest Petitions at WhiteHouse.gov obama 4. "Uninstall Obama — meaning remove Barack Hussein Obama, his appointed government leaders, & failed policies from America." Signatures: 4,389 "Uninstall?" The President isn't an app on your smartphones, smarties. 5. "Nationalize the Twinkie industry" Signatures: 4,272 Socialism at its most delicious! 6. "Have the President to attend a Fark.com party. If scheduling does not permit, at least have a beer with Drew Curtis" Signatures: 1,178 Hey, we're a website that would party with the President? And we'd discuss the important issues with him — like the best toilets to pee in, the coolest holiday gifts, and the best tactics for having threesomes.