Mooning, Sexting, and Other Bizarre Ways Pro Athletes Were Fined

10. Using your skate like a cutting knife — Islanders forward Chris Simon earned a 30-game suspension and lost about $300,000 in salary for stomping on Pittsburgh’s Jarkko Ruutu leg in 2007. That beat Simon’s previous record of a 25-game suspension he received in ’06 for using his hockey stick like a Louisville Slugger.