15 Ways To Flip Off Jerks
Flipping someone off with your middle finger may be mankind’s single most efficient way of conveying emotion. And these are our favorite ways to do it.
By ModernMan Editors
7. THE DENNEHY
“Am I doing what? No, of course not! Just itching my eye.”
8. THE LIEUTENANT DAN
Sometimes there’s no specific person who’s getting on your nerves, so you need to flip off the very universe itself.
9. THE CRANK
Only a true master can pull off this complex maneuver around adults. However, pretty much anyone can use it to entertain pre-schoolers.
10. THE SOUTHPAW
Have you lost your right hand due to a horrific accident? Then surprise your enemies by flipping them off with your left hand.
11. THE BENDER
“Can you hear this? You want me to turn it up?” This move was immortalized in The Breakfast Club when Judd Nelson made the bold acting decision to combine it with the Rampart.