16 Pictures of Dead, Dying, Or Mutilated Snowmen

Cars, blow torches, and maniacal anthropomorphic snow sculptures are a few of the ways the snowmen in these photos were maimed, murdered, or mangled.

By Zack Zeigler

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“Whoa, that’s a full rainbow all the way. Double rainbow, oh my god! It’s a double rainbow, all the way. Whoa! That’s so intense. Whoa, man! Wow! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa ho ho oh my god! It’s a TRIPLE RAINBOW!” Oh my god! Oh my god! Woo! Oh wow! Woo! Yeah! Oh ho ho! Oh my god! Oh my god look at that.”

16 Pictures of Dead, Dying, Or Mutilated Snowmen | ModernMan.com

Why is a monocle considered cool but a top hat isn’t unless it’s on Abe Lincoln’s head?  Have you ever wondered that? We haven’t either.

16 Pictures of Dead, Dying, Or Mutilated Snowmen | ModernMan.com

Wearing vertical stripes make chunky guys look even fatter. Seriously.

TAGS: death, serial killer, snowmen, winter