“Whoa, that’s a full rainbow all the way. Double rainbow, oh my god! It’s a double rainbow, all the way. Whoa! That’s so intense. Whoa, man! Wow! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa ho ho oh my god! It’s a TRIPLE RAINBOW!” Oh my god! Oh my god! Woo! Oh wow! Woo! Yeah! Oh ho ho! Oh my god! Oh my god look at that.”
Why is a monocle considered cool but a top hat isn’t unless it’s on Abe Lincoln’s head? Have you ever wondered that? We haven’t either.
Wearing vertical stripes make chunky guys look even fatter. Seriously.