30 Things Fast Times at Ridgemont High Taught Us

30 Things Fast Times at Ridgemont High Taught Us teachers think you smoke pot

16. No shirt. No shoes. No dice.

17. Your teachers assume you smoke pot.

18. Practicing your blow-job technique at lunch will attract attention.

19. If a guy tells you to follow him to your birthday party, and it’s not your birthday, you probably shouldn’t trust him.

20. Watching a woman exit a pool can be far more interesting than watching her dive into it.

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