5 Lessons From A Loser: Michael Lohan
Michael Lohan is a terrible father to Lindsay Lohan, an ex-con, and an attention whore. But that doesn’t mean he can’t teach us a few things.
By Zack Zeigler
LESSON 2: Put Your Family First
When Michael was investigated for insider trading in 1990, he refused to name names when the fuzz questioned him. And that’s admirable … if you’re in a Martin Scorsese movie. In reality, his refusal to talk landed him in the clink for three years of Lindsay’s childhood. We’re not saying that’s why she just got out of rehab for the 27th time — but it didn’t help.