5 Olympic Events That Should Go Before Cycling
Thanks to the Lance Armstrong fallout, there’s a chance cycling may be eliminated from the Olympics. And yet, tragically, team handball would remain.
By ModernMan Editors
3. TEAM HANDBALL
Handball is like soccer meets basketball meets lacrosse meets a sport your alcoholic middle-school gym teacher made up to watch nerds get hit in the face with balls. Watching it doesn’t feel like being at the Olympics, it feels like being at the Y on an extremely unsuccessful singles night.
4. BADMINTON
What’s another name for an international badminton superstar? A failed tennis player. Hey fellas, if you’re going to play a pocket version of tennis in the Olympics, then at least make it ping-pong.
5. ARCHERY
Using a bow and arrow to hit a bullseye is a skill. Math is also a skill. So is building a gazebo. And neither of those things are any fun to watch.
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