Jade | The Hangover (2009)
Well, technically, she’s an escort. And, after a wild night with The Wolf Pack, she married Ed Helms (inheriting a Holocaust ring), and left her son in the same room as a Bengal Tiger.
Pros: Thanks to her heart of gold, she returned the ring, and she understands the importance of breast feeding. In public.
Cons: The “leaving the baby in a room with a jungle cat” is sort of a bad sign. So was coming back for The Hangover III.
Verdict? We’ll take her! Even after popping out a kid, she’s still fit as Tony Horton. And she understands the importance of a wild night out with the dudes.