2. ABUSING SELF-TANNER
Unless you have some sort of skin pigment disease, you probably shouldn’t mess with self-tanner. Not only can a fake tan make you look like an orange mythical creature, like Leonardo DiCaprio, but you might also cause the woman you’re with to feel self-conscious about her own pasty skin.
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3. SMOKING
Brad Pitt has said he plans to quit smoking for the sake of his 37 children. If you smoke, you should follow Pitt’s lead, but not for the sake of kids. Screw them! Instead, do it for the ladies. Potential health issues aside, if Pitt looks like an old skeevy perv when he’s smoking, how do you think you look? (Answer: Worse. Also, you stink.)
