8 Things You Should Lie To Her About

when to tell a woman a lie what your family thinks of her family and friends

4. WHAT YOUR FAMILY REALLY THINKS OF HER (OR HER FAMILY)

“They think you’re great.” That’s all you have to say. Be careful of repeating stuff that seems innocuous to you. For instance, something like, “My mom thinks you work too much.” Doesn’t sound like a big deal, right? In fact, it sounds like your mom is simply expressing concern about your girlfriend. But what you girlfriend may very well hear is, “My mom thinks you don’t take good enough care of me.”

Oh, and by the way? That may very well be what your mom actually thinks, and she may have said the “work too much” thing knowing you’d tell your girlfriend (because you are an idiot) and that your girlfriend would know what your mom really means (because she, like your mom, is a woman). Yes, even moms can be that devious.


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