9 Ways The World Might End

Harold Camping has once again claimed the end of the world is here. He’s a professional nutjob, but there’s no denying the world’s gonna end someday.

By Ben Conoley

Ways the World Might End: 2012WE GET 12/12/12′D
2012 isn’t just the title of the 53rd best John Cusack movie. It’s the date the Mayans predicted a far-away planet called Nibiru would crash into Earth and take us all down. There is exactly zero scientific credibility to this “theory” of the end of days — which, by the way, zany adherents to the 2012 scenario originally said would happen in May 2003. The good news? The French government, amongst others, is predicting that lunatic believers may take part in mass suicides on the date.

TAGS: aliens, disasters, end of the world, how the world might end, zombies

 

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Nicholas Perry (Sun, 23 Oct 2011 14:13:27 +0000): The Mayans never predicted that, their calendar merely ends, the rest has been nut job speculation.
Stefan Petro Trusewych (Sun, 23 Oct 2011 14:21:57 +0000): attach a gravity tractor... wow
Adrian Kent (Sun, 23 Oct 2011 14:45:44 +0000): A list of things and each point is on a separate page? Not reading this.
Modern Man (Tue, 25 Oct 2011 18:35:20 +0000): We'll be sure to whip our editors for not conforming to your preferred editorial style, Adrian.
Modern Man (Tue, 25 Oct 2011 18:50:21 +0000): You're right, Nicholas — thanks for keeping us honest. We plan on turning the editor responsible into a Mayan-style human sacrifice.
Guy Goddard (Wed, 26 Oct 2011 21:35:08 +0000): The guy who was making the calendar's boss "knock it off, you've benn milking that job too long now as ti is." So it just ends.
Michelle Rees-Powell (Fri, 11 Nov 2011 19:37:48 +0000): If the World does end I am not worried because there is nothing any of us can do about it. Most of the Mayans predictions have come true. Just something to think about...

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