Set down your microbrew, pause that Dandy Warhols record, and find the nearest mirror — do you like what you see? Chances are, the rockabilly haircut that looked super fresh for Musicfest NW last year is now a few inches overgrown, making your head look more like an unfortunate pile of wilted kale than anything. We’re doubting you’ve hunted very hard to find the best barbers in Portland — after all, who has time for grooming when you’re busy saving the world one watt at a time at Hopworks BikeBar? Good thing you have us to narrow down the lot. Thanks to our assembly line of baby elk — who love to read Yelp reviews, in case you didn’t know — we’ve put together the only list you’ll need of the best barbers in Portland, Oregon. So, go ahead; have a look. You can even get Siri to read it to you while you pedal.