#9. Accoutrements Yodeling Pickle ($12 @ Amazon.com)
Like Big Mouth Billy Bass except way more phallic. Press the button and plastic pickle will sing. Just be sure to hide it from horny cougars.
#10. Instant Underwear ($5.50 @ Amazon.com)
Just add water and you can toss those streaked-up urine mops you’re currently wearing.
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