Celebrity Body Parts That Need Insurance

Troy Polamalu recently had his hair insured for $1 million. Sure, his locks are safe — but there are other celebs whose assets still need protecting.

By Chris Connolly

Jason Statham ripped absJason Statham’s Abs

Amount: $5,940,000

Reason: Statham currently makes about $6 million per movie — that’s a cool mil per ab. If the Jason Statham six pack more closely resembled the Jason Alexander gut, however, he’d be lucky to make 1/100th as much. (How did we arrive at that number? It’s called science.) That’s why The Stathamator requires $990,000 of coverage per ab.

Terms: Statham shall be subject to monthly spot inspections in the form of surprise attacks by ninjas and mercenaries hellbent on delivering brutal gut punches. In addition, the presence of delicious but fatty British treats like “chips” and/or Scotch eggs in his system shall represent a breech of contract.

TAGS: Bruce Willis, celebrities, Danny DeVito, football, Hair, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Jason Statham, NFL, Samuel L Jackson, Troy Polamalu

 

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