12 Sexy, Weird, Or Funny Photos Featuring The American Flag

Come for the Flag Day history brief, stay for the photos of hot women, clueless morons, and more hot women wearing or posing with Old Glory.

By ModernMan Editors

A little Flag Day history for you: On June 14, 1777 the Second Continental Congress gave their thumbs up for an official flag of the United States. Whether Betsy Ross was actually the person who made that American flag is something we can talk about another time. Some say yes, others say nay. Point is, it was made.

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According to PBS, the colors are representative of certain American traits — red for hardiness and valor, white for purity and innocence, and blue for vigilance, perseverance, and justice.

Anyway, after Congress approved the flag, history books do not explain whether congressional members began chanting “USA! USA! USA!” after the vote. Obviously, that’s precisely what happened. We know because we were there.

Then in 1916 President Woodrow Wilson made June 14 the official day for people to look, touch, and lick the  flag as a reminder that they were lucky to be part of the U.S. of A.

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So as we prepare to celebrate Flag Day 2014 with a sixer of domestic brew, fireworks, and fiery conversations that blame George W. Bush or Obamacare for all the world’s woes, we’ve decided to look back at ways hot women, pro wrestlers, idiotic sports fans, and spooky cat ladies integrate Old Glory into their lives.

Mr. America: Flag Day

Back in 2003, before the whole Hulk Hogan bones his friend’s wife scandal occurred, there was a pro wrestling storyline that involved Hogan going incognito in patriotic garb to … well, who knows why. WWE storylines have hit the turd pile since the end of the Attitude Era of the late 1990s. What matters here is that Hogan is a real American and fights for the rights of every man. He is a real American, he fights for what’s right, he fights for your life! At least that’s what his entrance music claims.

Flag Day: Cat

This stunt greatly disturbed Lincoln the Cat. How do we know? Because years later, he clawed his owner to death and then feasted on her spleen. Sadly, he ate it with chopsticks. Traitor.

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