#1. Back in 2003, before the whole Hulk Hogan bones his friend’s wife scandal, there was a pro wrestling storyline that involved Hogan going incognito in patriotic garb to … well, who knows why. WWE storylines have hit the turd pile since the end of the Attitude Era of the late 1990s. What matters here is that Hogan is a real American and fights for the rights of every man. He is a real American, he fights for what’s right, he fights for your life! At least that’s what his entrance music claims.