Generally, the plan when using a public bathroom is to get in and get out as quickly as possible while touching and inhaling as little as possible. But every so often we pause to take in some entertaining piece of bathroom graffiti, and the whole experience is made a little less awful. So, to all those anonymous poet/philosopher/artist/atrocious spellers out there, we salute you.
#1. Actually, it’s probably the ostrich, not sharks. (Whale shark eggs, while massive, are thought to hatch in the womb, not outside of it.) However, the part about your mother being enormously fat? Definitely true.