Arnold Schwarzenegger 56 Years Old (2003)
Even without James Cameron, Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines is still a pretty decent movie. Arnold’s training for the movie no doubt made him the most shredded 55-year-old in history.
Arnold Schwarzenegger 56 Years Old (2003)
Arnold wins a recall election and becomes Governor of California. To celebrate the achievement, he takes this photo of himself in front of some flags.
Arnold Schwarzenegger 59 Years Old (2006)
The Governator is re-elected. The staff at the Mansion no doubt tires of him constantly saying “I’ll be back!”
Arnold Schwarzenegger 64 Years Old (2011)
It’s made public that Arnold fathered a kid out of wedlock with his former housekeeper. And by “public,” we mean his wife also finds out about it. Well, look on the bright side — a newly single, newly not-a-governor Arnold can go back to banging uptown Hollywood trim!
Arnold Schwarzenegger 65 Years Old (2012)
The Expendables 2 is Arnold’s first major film role post-Governorship. It’s as good (or bad) as you’d expect.
Arnold Schwarzenegger 66 Years Old (2010)
The Expendables 3 comes out and gets a PG-13 rating (the first of the franchise not to be rated R). Unsurprisingly, it sucked. Please die already, Expandables franchise.
Arnold Schwarzenegger 68 Years Old (2015)
Terminator: Genisys and Maggie are released, the former a disappointing installment of the Terminator franchise, the latter a disappointing zombie drama that was five or six years too late to be noticed.
Arnold Schwarzenegger 69 Years Old (2016)
Arnold takes over for President Donald Trump as host of the Celebrity Apprentice. We still can’t believe we just wrote “President Donald Trump.”
