Happy Birthday,
Betty White!

#1: She’s not afraid to show off the goods.

 

Betty White Guns

#2: She’ll blast fools. 

#3: Her telepathic abilities.

#4: She’s not afraid of your lizard.

#5: Her squeaky-clean ears and devotion to shower safety.

#6: She doesn’t feel odd wearing ear muffs in the buff.

#7: She digs prank calls.

#8: Her sex hair and “O” face.

 

#9: She still enjoys junk food.