Happy Birthday,
Betty White!

#1: She's not afraid to show off the goods.   Betty White Guns #2: She'll blast fools.  #3: Her telepathic abilities. #4: She's not afraid of your lizard. #5: Her squeaky-clean ears and devotion to shower safety. #6: She doesn't feel odd wearing ear muffs in the buff. #7: She digs prank calls. #8: Her sex hair and "O" face.   #9: She still enjoys junk food.