Hey man, you got a sec?
I suppose. What’s up?
This is a little awkward, but we noticed some of the hairs on your head seemed to have … wandered off.
Is that a roundabout way of saying you noticed my thinning hair?
It is, yeah.
You’re right, that is awkward.
The good news — if you want to call it that — is that you’re not alone. Roughly 80 million men and women in the United States have signs of not-so-pleasant things like thinning or shedding hair, which can eventually lead to …
Thanks for listening. Did you make that number up?
No, the International Society of Hair Restoration Surgery (ISHRS) told us. Actually, they told the whole world back in 2010 when they released their research.
Have you heard of Head & Shoulders Advanced Thickening Tonic?
It’s new, and no lie — it can make your hair appear thicker after one application.
Pfft. Yeah right!
Seriously. And it only takes 14 days of daily use to achieve maximum thickness.
I don’t believe you.
We asked a group of guys with thinning hair like yours to test it out for two weeks. They kept logs of their experiences and submitted their honest reviews. Key word here: honest.
You’re telling me it worked after one application? Pfft.
Are the “Pffts” really necessary? Look, the testers’ experiences speak for themselves. And you’ll benefit from knowing how well Advanced Thickening Tonic works, too. Well your hair will, anyway.