How To Hold a Goddamned Baby

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DOUBLING UP ISN’T THE BEST IDEA

Double fisting is great when you’re getting loaded, but it’s not the best method for carrying kids since it hinders your movement and makes it difficult to keep your balance. Experienced Dads may pull it off (or presidents who were used to having a babe in each arm). Novices shouldn’t take the risk. In fact, experienced or not, you shouldn’t carry anything else in you hands that’ll multiply the difficulty, such as hot coffee, tea, scissors, knives, or katana swords.