How To Look Less Like A Hideous Monster
Bloodthirsty creatures and insane serial killers may be ugly on the inside, but there’s no reason they can’t clean up their worst physical flaws!
By Robert Haynes-Peterson
PROBLEM: Poor dental hygeine
From Count Dracula to Count Chocula, a key part of a vampire’s monster game is to look stylish enough to attract (and then savagely kill) the ladies — and that’s tough when you can’t check out your own reflection. To make sure they don’t have any unsightly neck flesh caught between their teeth, bloodsuckers could use the Philips Sonicare FlexCare rechargeable electric toothbrush. It chisels plaque off your chompers, makes it virtually impossible for harmful bacteria to survive, and features a timer that lets you know when you’ve brushed long enough.