MONSTER: Pinhead
PROBLEM: Vitamin D deficiency
Hellraiser‘s infamous bon vivant, Pinhead, has some pretty major aesthetic issues. For instance, you may have noticed the grid carved into his face. Or you may have been stopped short by the nails pounded into his skull. (We think that’s probably where he got his name.)
But his blindingly white skin is what Clinique Skin Supplies For Men: Non-Streak Bronzer ($34 @ Amazon.com) would remedy. It offers all the color without any of the melanoma, delivering a subtle, natural-looking tan within minutes. So you won’t look like an extra on Jersey Shore — after all, Pinhead wouldn’t wanna look like some kind of freak.
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