How To Tell If She’s Had Some Work Done

Fake Boobs

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“Skinny women rarely have breasts larger than a B cup,” says Dr. Anthony Youn, a board-certified plastic surgeon in Detroit specializing in cosmetic surgery. “When you spot someone with a C, D, or even, god forbid, a double-D cup on a lean body, then she likely has implants.” Boobs that practically touch each other are probably fake — real ones have at least a couple of inches in between them. If her melons look like actual, uh, melons, they’re almost certainly fake as well; actual boobs typically have more of a teardrop shape. And, of course, if you spot surgical scars — a half inch up from the belly button, underneath the breast, near the nipple, or in the armpits — that’s a dead giveaway.

If you’re going by feel — lucky you! — phony boobs are harder to the touch, because they’re filled with plastic balloons rather than just fat.