We’re admittedly a little late to this, but we couldn’t help but, ahem, resurrect this year-old reddit picture of a pug’s butt that looks shockingly like Jesus, robed and majestic, holding his hands out to his followers. Or, possibly, to some dogs who think he’s holding some holy kibble.
Some tireless journalistic footwork has alerted us to the fact that this apparently isn’t even a unique occurrence. Just as Jesus repeatedly shows up on toast, potato chips, and water-damaged walls in poor communities, he also apparently appears on the asses of dogs every so often. If it were us, we’d choose to appear on, say, the bikini bottoms of a swimsuit model. But the lord works in mysterious ways.