Angelic Isabella Valle is a 23-year-old woman from South Florida that has been given the nickname “Ketchup Girl” from the internets because she …
A) Love, love, loves the condiment so much she has a huge tattoo of it across her back;
B) Loathes the condiment so much that she dry heaves whenever she catches a whiff of tomatoes
C) Danced naked inside of a Johnny Rockets restaurant while patrons hoot, holler, and record her.
While you most likely pondered whether A or B was the correct answer, we’re guessing that by the headline you guessed that the correct answer was C. Nice work.
How’d she get the name “Ketchup Girl”? Well, let’s play another round! She …
A) Hopped behind the counter and screamed, “You want ketchup on your boobs, er, burger?”
B) Began spiking the ketchup bottles like one would a football during a touchdown dance;
C) Got onto a table and was covered in ketchup and water before restaurant employee told her to hit the bricks.
The answer, obviously, is … A! Okay, it’s C. Maybe we should put more time into the placement of our multiple choice answers? Anyway, after video surfaced of Ketchup Girl doing the nudie Macarena (or whatever dance she was doing), Valle was arrested and charged with inciting a riot, indecent exposure, lewd and lascivious behavior, and disorderly conduct. Valle’s father has claimed his daughter is mentally ill and suffers from bipolar disorder. Whether that’s true or not has yet to be determined.
In the meantime, this has reminded the world that there is a restaurant called Johnny Rockets. Who knew? Turns out, lots of people. The restaurant chain has been around since the mid-1980s and is an old-school diner-style eatery. The first J.R. (do people call it that?) opened in Los Angeles as a “non-gimmicky” recreation of the 1940s-style malt shops. Skipping ahead to 2013, the chain opened a restaurant in Pakistan, which means we’ve done our part to help the people in that region eat the same grease-filled food that we eat. USA! USA! USA!
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