Don’t Use These Cheesy Pickup Lines for Girls
The pickup line tactic occasionally has its successes. However, when using cheesy pickup lines for girls, you’ll probably strike out.
By Jonathan Hackman
Sometimes, a little desperation will lead a guy to do some irrational things to attract a woman. This is usually where cheesy pickup lines for girls come into play. You know, the ones that make you want to beat your head into a brick wall, or, if you are the girl being “picked up,” make you run screaming for the hills. Here are a few pointers on what not to say to a girl.
First and foremost, chances are that 99 percent of the girls you approach are more interested in getting to know you before getting to know your bed. Using the following lines are a definite no-no:
-What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.
-That shirt is very becoming on you, but if I was on you, I’d be coming too!
-How about you sit on my lap, and we talk about the first thing that pops up?
Secondly, anything you wouldn’t do it in front of a girl, such as picking your nose, is off limits for conversation, even for the sake of a cheesy pickup line for girls. The following lines are not recommended:
-If you were a booger, I would pick you first.
-Did you fart? Cause you blew me away.
The type of line you use really depends on what you are looking for. Regardless of whether you want a long-term relationship or a one-night stand, do not use cheesy pickup lines for girls.