Corny Pickup Lines (to Avoid)
Four corny pickup lines that will guarantee she walks away
By Jonathan Hackman
You see her across the room, and you want somehow to convince her that you’re worth hanging out with for the night. One serious problem? The words that come out of your mouth actually matter.
Finding the right thing to say is challenging, of course, but saying the wrong thing can be catastrophic. Make a good first impression by being honest, friendly, funny — but not cheesy. Here are three levels of criminally corny pickup lines to avoid.