Dirty Pickup Lines for Girls
It’s a new world, Gents. Check out these hilarious dirty pickup lines for girls that we’ve heard the softer sex using lately
By Jonathan Hackman
The dating scene has changed pretty dramatically in the last 20 years. Women aren’t delegated to “the pursued” any longer: Girls today have gone on the offensive, with social norms allowing women to go for what they want at the bars or clubs just as men have always done. The enjoyable side effect: Girls are now using their own lame, hysterical pickup lines men have been lambasted for using for decades. Keep an ear out for these dirty pickup lines for girls the next time you’re out on the town, and appreciate this modern age we live in.
-Is your name homework? Because, boy, I’m not doing you and I should be.
-You know what would make your face look better? My legs — wrapped around it.
-I’ll be a Dixie Chick, and you be my cowboy. Let’s go for a ride.
-Are you a burger? Because you can be the meat between my buns.
-I’m an expert unwrapper, and you’ve got a nice package.
-Have you been to my yard? I’m the one with all the milkshakes.
-I do fancy wines, but I prefer moans.
-Is your name Google? Because you’ve got what I’ve been searching for.
-I’m trying to quit smoking but I’m not ready to give up the oral fixation.
-Beautiful has a U in it, but quickie has U and I together.
-They’re called eyebrows because my eyes can’t quit browsing your fine ass.
Isn’t the modern world a wonderful place? With these dirty pickup lines for girls, you finally find yourself on the joking—I’m so offended—side of the dance. Enjoy it; laugh about it, but ultimately, don’t let a girl with a sense of humor get away.