The Funniest Pick Up Lines That Might Actually Work
If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything, right? …Right?
By Jonathan Hackman
It is true. Pickup lines are a bit passé. They can be eye-roll inducing, at the very least. However, if you pick one of the funniest pickup lines, you might be able to make it work by making her laugh. If she doesn’t fall for it, you can always tell her it was a joke.
The Santa Pick Up
Save this Christmas-themed pickup for December.
-”Don’t panic if a fat man abducts you and puts you in a bag tonight. You were on my Christmas list, and I am on the nice list.”
The Survivalist Chick Pick Up
Try this one on the girl who vaguely resembles Lara Croft without the gun and definitely with the tomb-raiding outfit.
-”You should be my partner for the zombie apocalypse. You’re the only person I want to survive with.”
Geek Chick Pick Up
Warning: This will only work on geeky or nerdy chicks though it is one of the funniest pickup lines for Star Trek nerds. Otherwise, it will get you a weird look.
-Cock a finger at her as if you are shooting her and say, “Oh, my phaser must be set to stunning.”
Girl Next Door Pick Up
This one might be a little lame for more mature women, but it will likely get the girl next door types giggling.
-”My name isn’t Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want.”
The funniest pickup lines work when you pick the appropriate one for the occasion. If delivered with the right amount of charm and self-deprecation, it just may spark her interest.