Modern Bathrooms You Need To Pee In

Unless you’re feral, peeing in bathrooms is a mundane task. But pee in one of these crazy bathrooms, and it becomes a fantastical adventure!

By Zack Zeigler

UriLift Triple | Europe
The UriLift Triple, a pop-up hydraulic urinal shaped like the escape pods from Spaceballs, not only keeps boozers from literally flooding the streets and sidewalks after last call, but also serves as an excuse to drop Dark Helmet’s, “I see your Schwartz is as big as mine!” quote.

Dolce and Gabbana’s Gold Room | Milan, Italy
We’re not so much interested in blowing a ton of dough to eat at Gold, the spendy restaurant where this bathroom resides, as we are in commandeering the bathroom so we can pretend to be Superman in his Fortress of Solitude. (And yes, the plasma screens inside each stall do, in fact, play Goldfinger on a loop.)

The See-Through Bathroom | Basel, Switzerland
Artist Monica Bonvicini’s piece entitled Don’t Miss A Sec is actually a functional bathroom encased in one-way mirrored glass on a busy sidewalk. We wouldn’t go near the thing though; it’s gotta be a favorite of public (but discrete) masturbators.

The Look Here Urinals | Sao Joao da Madeira, Portugal
We’d have enjoyed the 80′s movie Mannequin with Kim Cattrall and the dude from Weekend at Bernies a whole lot more if it were about scantily-clad mannequins who had a soft spot for bondage and encouraged guys to whip it out.

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Ted Chappen (Mon, 04 Jul 2011 21:18:58 +0000): I must have lived a sheltered life.
Paul Marino (Mon, 04 Jul 2011 22:31:14 +0000): maybe not shelterd but.....
Patwa Mersch (Fri, 22 Jul 2011 15:19:06 +0000): got pee?
Sanjay Joseph (Tue, 22 Nov 2011 11:32:59 +0000): superb......
Andrew Burgess (Wed, 07 Dec 2011 20:33:08 +0000): In comparison to these, it looks like the men's restroom at the Madonna Inn is finally petering out.
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