7. Renée Zellweger and Kenny Chesney (May 9, 2005 – December 20, 2005)
Lesson: Never trust a man with a bandaged foot
She originally cited “fraud” as the reason for their divorce. Weird, right? Not long after a press release was issued in an attempt to make nice and be all PC about the split. Years later, in 2010, Chesney admitted that he got all freaked out by the marriage and wasn’t really ready. But he went along with it anyway because that’s what guys with bandages across their toes do.