Shaq’s New Soda Will Kazaam Your Teeth
Shaquille O’Neal has a new all-natural soda on the market. How can you tell which one is his? It’s the can with his enormous head on it.
By ModernMan Editors
Retired NBA legend, ESPN commentator, rapper, sheriff’s deputy, Ph.D. holder, steel-clad superhero, and wish-granting genie Shaquille O’Neal is apparently bored. That can be the only explanation for his decision to embark on a new endeavor — helping people deliver massive amounts of fructose into their gullets with Shaq-approved soda.
Shaq announced via Twitter that he’d teamed up with AriZona Beverage Company to release a new line of cream soda. Even though “cream” is a flavor of soda, these are flavored cream sodas: Strawberry, Orange, Vanilla, and Blueberry. Although the can says the soda is all natural, that doesn’t mean it’s healthy; like any other sugared soda, Shaq’s soda has … well, sugar. But we love Shaq, so maybe we’ll try a can.