Just as no guy has ever gotten laid because of his cool welcome mat
, no guy has ever won over a woman because of his nifty shower curtain. But you spend time every day staring at your shower curtain from one side or the other, so you may as well have one you like. That said, most shower curtains are either boring or overly wacky. But we managed to find some that split the difference by being funny and unique
without being over the top.
Truth be told, if you were sporting facial hair resembling the French Fork, Chinny Puff, Hulibe, or Roadie, no matter what shower curtain you had, you'd be lame.
When you're using the toilet you'll feel as though Han Solo is creepily watching you, which isn't so cool. However, when you're showing it's almost as if Solo is keeping guard. So, there's that.
Pro tip: This is a great gift for a horror movie fan, but if you want it for yourself, make sure you have a girlfriend first
If you're a big fan of the Second Amendment, Ziggy Stardust-era David Bowie, and those 18-wheeler mud flaps with the shiny naked lady on them, this shower curtain is for you.