Chances are you change your clothes when you go to the gym and when you go to bed. That’s already an exhausting amount of clothes-changing. So in an ideal world, you wouldn’t need to worry about switching out tired office attire for duds that are more casual, more stylish, and more appropriate for a bar or restaurant.

In other words, you want comfortable clothes that impress the boss just as much as the ladies — and we’ve got you covered with several staples that you can wear pretty much anywhere. (Plus, when ModernMan.com readers enter the code “BETTERFIT” at bonobos.com, they’ll get 20 percent off their orders!)

Bonobos Navy V-Neck Sweater With Grey Tipping ($248)
You may not own anything made of cashmere, but you’ve surely heard women ooh and ah over how soft and cozy the fabric is. But as a dude, you’ll simply react … well, the exact same way. This navy v-neck works great over button-downs, t-shirts, or dickeys, and … actually, never mind about the dickeys. Point is, it looks great at the office or at the bar, it’s incredibly comfortable, and it will make women ooh and ah and want to touch you.

Most of the porn you’ll watch in the future may very consist of threesomes: a dude, a woman, and a condom. Newly passed legislation makes condom use mandatory while filming adult movies in Los Angeles — and that includes the San Fernando Valley, which is the nation’s unofficial porn capital. Health officials have hailed the landmark vote, saying it’ll prevent the spread of sexually transmitted diseases; the multibillion-dollar porn movie industry claims movie sales will go flaccid, and has threatened to relocate.

All of which was just an excuse for us to go looking for the weirdest condoms we could find …

Kamasutra Condoms ($26 for 64)
They tell women that you’re an art lover who is also good about making plans. What a catch!

Occupy Condoms ($12 for 30)
Unfortunately, the wrapper implies that 1. you don’t want to have sex, 2. if you do have sex, you won’t be concerned about her needs, and 3. there’s always a 1 percent chance that she’s going to get preggers. In other words, much like the Occupy movement itself, these could use better packaging.

Even during relatively mild winters, most of us need a hat, boots, a coat, a scarf, and gloves.

All gloves are not created equal, and they all certainly don’t look equal when you’re wearing them. Some are specifically tailored for winter activities like skiing or snowboarding, while others were made to give your hands and fingers the ability to send emails and texts, or even (allegedly) commit horrible, disgusting, inhumane acts of violence. We don’t anticipate you (allegedly) pulling an O.J. Simpson or anything, but if you did — or if you just wanted to work on your car, yard, or look cool while having warm hands — at least one of these six pairs of gloves will do the trick.

For running: Manzella Hatchback ($35)
When it’s cold outside, you may be tempted to move your cardio indoors to treadmills and elliptical machines. And that can be boring. So change things up with an outdoor run once or twice a week, and when you do, you can keep your hands toasty with these Hatchbacks. They have a protective finger hood that can be easily tucked away if the weather is mild; breathable microfleece lining to keep you warm, and a polyurethane film to deflect wind.

For the slopes: The North Face Snoborg ($110)
The Snoborgs will finally enable you to nail a front-side double cork 180 … okay, that’s not true. But they’ll keep your fingers cozy and make you look kinda like a Storm Trooper while you’re hurtling toward your possible death. With a unique five-dimensional fit, the Snoborg is anatomically designed to flex with your movements. And water-resistant goat leather and a super soft brushed microfleece make these way more comfortable than any Empire-issued gear.

Here’s all you really need to know about wearing cologne: Most guys who wear it wear way too much. And you shouldn’t be one of those guys.

Beyond that, finding the best cologne for you depends a lot on your preferences, your lady’s preferences, and how your body chemistry reacts to different scents. (It’s why you’re supposed to spray it on yourself instead of just into the air when you’re shopping.) So if you want to stop smelling like you and start smelling like you only better, we don’t think you can go wrong with any of these six scents, which we think are some of the best colognes for men.

MOONSHINE GENTLEMEN’S COLOGNE ($72 for 3.4 oz)
Booze-scented colognes with traces of whiskey, cognac, absinthe, and beer have been around for awhile, but Moonshine is billed as “a gentleman’s cologne” that won’t leave you smelling like distilled corn. The makers filled the TSA-friendly bottle with notes of tobacco, black pepper, leather, gin, patchouli, and juniper. Individually read aloud, the combo might sound suspect, but they combine for a solid fresh scent. Also, bottle each arrives in its own tiny wooden crate and burlap travel sack.

ODIN EAU DE TOILETTE 06 AMANU ($125 for 3.4 oz)
You may not act like an adult, but Amanu can at least help you smell like one. It relies on grown-up herbaceous notes like green galbanum (a tree resin) and light florals from cedarleaf and jasmine sambac. What does that mean? Well, it’s not too strong, but it’s strong enough to get you noticed.

Guys want winter boots that look cool, last longer than one season, and keep snow, slush, and reindeer urine away from their socks. With those things in mind, we found a variety of boot styles that cover everything from hiking and hunting to snowboarding and skiing to stylishly posing atop a bearskin rug. And unless you’re spending the next several months hunting Yeti in the Himalayas, these winter boots should have no problem holding up for years to come.

For Hiking: Keen Brixen Mid ($120)
Getting outdoors during the winter can help ward off cabin fever, add some color to your skin, and prevent your Xbox from bursting into flames during your 137th straight hour of Skyrim. Whether you’re hiking up mountains like Rocky in Rocky IV or just strolling down an unplowed street, consider waterproof Brixen Mid boots. They feature an ice-traction rubber outsole for control in the snow, plus patented insulation and a TPU stability shank and shellback heel for maximum support. And if you’re only wearing them at the lodge, go with a pair of flannel-lined jeans and long sleeves.

The Periodic Table of the Elements is nice and all, but it classifies elements, and who uses elements? The Periodic Table of Swearing, on the other hand, classifies something that we all use every day: filthy language. This particular table is, in fact, an actual table, with buttons you can push to hear creative swears said out loud by a computerized voice with a British accent. Some of our favorites: “Face Like a Sh!tflap,” “Bastard F*cking Tit,” and of course, “Arseholes For Goalposts.” We’re not sure what it means either.

Sadly, the table isn’t being mass produced; it’s being shown at a London art gallery.

(via Copyranter)

Raleigh Denim Nash-Rinsed Jeans ($285)

Aksel Paris Socks Suitcase ($195)
Few guys relish the opportunity to go shopping for socks, which may explain the number of threadbare old socks in most guys’ closets. Well, Aksel’s suitcase is here to help. You shell out for the suitcase, but then you have 19 pairs of high-quality cotton socks that’ll last you a long, long time. And socks are a great way to add bright color to what you’re wearing without dressing like a magical creature. (Translation: It’s a low-impact way to make women think you’re fashionable.)

AP Series VX Rucksack ($280)

Randolph Engineering Aviator Sunglasses ($110)
You need a quality pair of sunglasses no matter what season it is. So quit buying throwaway shades that don’t adequately protect your eyes anyway, and get a pair of RE Aviator Sunglasses. RE has been supplying the Department of Defense with shades for 30 years, so if their aviators are good enough for actual aviators, they’re good enough for you. They block nearly all of the sun’s ultraviolet rays, come with a limited warranty on parts, and make you look like you’re more than comfortable spending time on the highway to the danger zone.

Samsung Stainless Steel Refrigerator with LCD Touch Screen and Apps ($2,300)
French doors, tempered glass spill-proof shelves, water filtration, a twin-cooling system, 28 cubic feet of space, and a two-minute door alarm that sounds when some jerk who cares little about wasting energy leaves the door ajar: That’s all cool, but it’s not what makes this stainless-steel fridge unique. It’s the world’s first refrigerator with a Wi-Fi-enabled LCD touchscreen installed on the door panel. You can access apps like Pandora, Epicurious, Google Calendar, AP News, Twitter, and Weatherbug, and you can create photo galleries and leave memos to let other people in the house know that the Nutter Butters are yours, dammit.

If this kind of casual shoe is missing from your closet, at least one of these models can help fill that void.

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Onitsuka Tiger Ultimate 81 by Asics ($65)
The Ultimate 81 by Asics is a lightweight sneaker versatile enough to blend in at a quick-paced office or a casual meet up for drinks. Wear with a pair of jeans and a button-down shirt. And if the date totally blows, the EVA midsole and rubber outsole will provide enough traction and support to burn by the maître-D stand if you decide to make a break for it.