Gathering of the Juggalos | Cave-in-Rock, IL | August 11-14
Tickets: $175 per ticket for all four days; $100/$150 additional for access to the camping area with your car or RV, respectively.
More than 50 artists, stand-up comedians, and professional wrestlers are scheduled for “Juggalo Woodstock.” (If for some reason your Internet has been broken for the past few years, you may not know that a Juggalo is a fan of the Insane Clown Posse.) Rappers Ice Cube, Busta Rhymes, MC Hammer, Vanilla Ice, and Mystikal will be there, as will ‘rassling legends “Rowdy” Roddy Piper, “Hacksaw” Jim Duggan, Chyna, and The Rock ‘N’ Roll Express. Also … Jimmy J.J. “Dy-No-MITE!” Walker will be there? Wait a minute. You know, we were prepared to make fun of this thing, but this may be the best summer musical festival of the summer. MCL, ninjas — pass the Faygo!