Liars, cheats, brats, idiots, murderers, actual demons — all of these guys treat their poor mothers like crap. So this Mother’s Day, we’re calling them out for it.
Posts Tagged: holidays
The Easter Bunny is fine, but we prefer bunnies with more interesting hobbies. Like sleeping with hot actresses, mocking idiots, and becoming undead.
Even though Aunt Junes’ sweater with the ruffles and sparkly snowflakes isn’t your style, you can’t let on like her gift sucks until after she leaves.
We think baking can be manly no matter what, but it’s especially manly when two of the ingredients will also get you hammered.
How to catch spiders with your face, why your son will always electrocute you, and other excellent advice for dads this Father’s Day.
Show your wallet some love. Use these cash-saving tips when buying gifts for people on birthdays, Valentine’s Day, and uh … Arbor Day.
Scratch an itch, stir a drink, comb a beard, and ride in the HOV lane — all with an assist from your old Christmas tree.
Play your cards right and you could end up rattling a trick-or-treater so bad he squirts tears and suffers months of nightmares!
We asked everyone’s favorite foul-mouthed teddy bear — who also happens to be a former Christmas gift himself — how to survive the holiday season.
Holiday shopping season is basically here (since it never really goes away). Before you start blowing wads of cash, you’ll want to check out these sites.