Sesame Street's newest Muppet, Alex, has a dad in prison. But wait till you see the other Muppets that are set to debut on the children's show.
Next time you're with the kiddos and want to kill some time in front of a TV without wanting to kill yourself, pick one of these guy-friendly films.
We like kids. We're just lukewarm to kids like these, who make more money than we ever will.
Scientists have found that watching too much TV as toddlers basically melts children's leg muscles in later life.