Whether you want to talk up a cute cowgirl or just don't want to screw up on the grill, we'll help you beef up your knowledge about, uh, beef.
Just when you thought every way to eat beef had been discovered, a meatologist (we assume) has found a new way to slice up a cow. And it's delicious!
Eat, drink, and be extremely careful you don't slice off your fingers with the extremely sharp kitchen knives in our food-and-booze gift guide.
You can grill an even better steak with the right tools and gadgets. Or, you can just use them to make your annoying neighbor jealous.
You like to eat. You like to drink. So we rounded up some stuff that'll make you like those things even more.
Just don't blame the gout on us.