“Don't talk like an ignarosis.” —Archie Bunker, All in the FamilySometimes TV dads impart wisdom by being racist, ignorant (but also lovable!) homophobes themselves.
"This is life so go and have a ball. Because the world don't move to the beat of just one drum. What might be right for you may not be right for some. You take the good, you take the bad, you take them both and there you have … my opening statement. Sit, Ubu, sit. Good dog." —Peter Griffin, Family Guy Admittedly, he forgot one thing: "What would we do baby, without us? Sha la la la."