DON'T: THE LOBOT
George Costanza (and Larry David) have proved this hairstyle won't keep a determined guy from getting action … but it's not exactly a big advantage. And since you're not either of those dudes, do yourself a favor and mold this into a shaved head or buzz cut. At the very least, maintain what's left. It'll make you look less like you're afraid to embrace the obvious — that you may have won a few battles, but you're still losing the hair-loss war.