10 TV Bars We Wish Were Real

10 TV Bars We Wish We Real jiggly#5. The Jiggly Room | Married … with Children

We know Al Bundy is a loser who sold women’s shoes, but the guy had it right when it came to blowing off steam. Like it does for many men, a visit to the topless bar can supply a smile and boner that’ll temporarily relieve everyday stresses. Sure, the Jiggly Room is a second-rate strip joint with tacky desert theme and decorations far gaudier than any of Peggy Bundy’s outfits, but the dancers were sort of attractive (except for the one in pink). And isn’t that the only scenery that truly matters at a strip club?

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In Al’s words: “While the nudie bar may seem like a place for men to sit and watch surgically altered hooters sway oddly to bad music, it’s simply a place to relax, unwind and … watch surgically altered hooters sway oddly to bad music.”