The Celebrity Nickname Showdown

The Celebrity Nickname Showdown

The Matchup: Hemingway is considered by many to be the greatest American writer ever, having penned classics like The Old Man and the SeaFor Whom the Bell Tolls, and The Sun Also Rises. Schnatter is the John behind Papa John’s, which has settled behind Domino’s and Pizza Hut as the third largest take-out pizza joint in the States.

hemingway100The Winner: ERNEST HEMINGWAY

We happen to think Papa John’s is the best of the three big take-out joints, and we’d happily mainline their garlic butter “butter” dipping sauce. But Hemingway fought in wars, was an avid outdoorsman, was beloved by women, and blew his head off with the same shotgun his, uh, papa used to blow his head off. Twisted, but badass!