The Dumbest Explanations For Doping In Sports

dieter1Dieter Baumann: “It was my toothpaste!”
German distance runner Dieter Baumann tested positive for nandrolone in 1999 and was banned from competition for 2 years. He claimed his toothpaste had been spiked with massive amounts of steroids as part of a conspiracy to oust him from competitive running. And give him a ton of cavities.
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