The Dumbest Explanations For Doping In Sports

manny1Manny Ramirez: “It was … well, it actually was the drugs.”
When Ramirez tested positive for HCG, Overtrained Athlete Syndrome hadn’t yet been diagnosed, so Manny claimed that his doctor mistakenly prescribed him a drug normally used to increase female fertility. Just another case of Manny being Womanny.
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