This Burger Will Haunt Your Bowels
There’s egg, lettuce, cabbage, cheese, a cheeseburger, a rib patty, a fried shrimp patty, a beef patty, and more.
By ModernMan Editors
For the low, low price of 1,130 yen ($11) you can completely destroy your inner plumbing! The “With Everything Burger” from Lotteria — it’s like the Japanese McDonald’s, sans the creepy clown mascot — includes egg, lettuce, cabbage, cheese, a cheeseburger, a rib patty, a fried shrimp patty, and a beef patty. And they’re not letting your arteries off that easy! There’s also pickles, ketchup, mayo, and teriyaki sauce.
This is what it looks like in its pre-digested form, which we’re guessing isn’t all that different from how it looks after it passes through your gastrointestinal tract …