THE HALF-HE-MAN
How can a haircut associated with He-Man be on a list of the worst haircuts for balding men? Simple. For one, you aren’t He-Man. Second, the dude has his faults — his dance move, outfits, and inability to avoid slamming into invisible walls. But He-Man does heroic things like save the planet and battles evildoers. You eat Funyons and play video games. Big difference.
Plus, bowl cuts are notorious for making grown men look like toddlers. The general rule is to keep a short crop. Go with a buzz cut, shaggy layers, or even a short Caesar cut for best results. Experiment, but don’t do anything too drastic unless you truly enjoy extended alone time.
