A new study found that taking selfies has killed more people in 2015 than shark attacks. While some people would call that thinning out the gene pool, and we call those people heartless a-holes. Still, as if selfies weren’t bad enough, now we have selfie sticks. So they take a picture from further away to get more than just someone’s bulbous head in the frame, and attempt to make it seem as if someone else took the photo. You know, like the person isn’t a narcissistic prick. Welp, they are narcissistic a-holes, and these pics prove it. Still, we don’t wish them harm, just incessant ridicule.
#1. “It’s a pleasure to meet you. My name is I’m a loser with no friends.”
#2. Even worse: An additional four years were added for using a crappy Instagram filter.